The Problem with Lying in the Grass

It isn't that lying in th grass isn't romantic. It isn't that it isn't relaxing and peaceful. It doesn't have to be hot; you could lie in the grass at night. The problem is that you would be bitten by insects. Chiggers and ants would bite you everywhere. If you drink too much or enjoy other recreational drugs out of doors, you might take a nap in the grass. If you do, you'll be sorry. You will itch! And if you sleep outside in the sun, you will get sunburned. You might even find that your temperature matches the air around you. Youch!