Sleeping in Your Clothes
I mean your day clothes. Pajamas don't count. Sleeping in your clothes can save you fifteen minutes in the morning and another fifteen at night. Sooner or later you'll have to change, shower, and wash your clothes, but in the meantime you can cash in on the efficiency. If you wear a jacket over your clothes, you can cover the wrinkles. If you put on some deodorant, you can hide your stink. I think changing socks is pretty important, but only if you have time. You can brush your teeth, but only if you simultaneously urinate. Be quick! Survive! Succeed! Stink!

1 Comments:
Sounds incredibly efficient, which is to say disgusting. Haha.
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